Saturday, October 5, 2013

Artist Book: East Village Barbie

The first major assignment of my Integrative Studio class was to create an artist book inspired by a block we were assigned out in East Village. My approach to this, after some consulting with my professor, was to create a book by using the packaging from a Barbie doll and writing about my experiences on the block - the catch is that the narrative is told through Barbie's perspective.


So here's the text on the front "cover" of my book: East Village Barbie. My professor pitched that maybe this could become a series...if I ever get to collaborate with Mattel as a designer or anything of the like, that just might happen.


Here is my book in all it's outer glory. My first big project at Parsons. Oooooooh. It felt so much more like one of my side craft projects I would have done in high school (meaning it was really nice to finally be able to do something like this because I never really had the time back in high school). 


Here is the back of the box with a less flashy presence but still with a bit of attitude (note the "graffiti" lips located on the bottom right of the forward written by my classmate Solo).



Here is the lovely inside content of the box! To your left, you have the eleven paged narrative of "Barbie's" on 7th Street. To your right, the room to actually hold a Barbie doll. Had I had more time and skill in sewing, there would have totally been an actual Barbie doll in there. At this stage, I'm still learning to sew with a hand needle (I sewed my first Barbie dress Monday night though yay!).

Now for the text of the narrative. It has that overzealous Barbie tone to it but also a bit of attitude. Enjoy!

August 28th, 2013
“Hey, it’s Barbie!

While I have decided that my fabulous three-storied dream house (now fully equipped with two elevators – love you Ken!) in Malibu will always be home, I can’t help but think back to when I was searching for an apartment out in Manhattan…”

August 29th, 2013
“Guess what? I did something a bit out of the ordinary and cancelled all my plans for the next couple of weeks – and believe me, that’s a HUGE deal because my next big film and filming for the next season of Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse are now on hiatus – but I’ve decided to take a vacation out in New York City. Not only because fashion week is right around the corner, but just because there are some really cool places in the city that I want to check out. No, I’m not talking about the Statue of Liberty or The Met or even Fifth Avenue. My two weeks in New York is going to be all about East Village. Just call me ‘East Village Barbie’!”

September 2nd, 2013
“Ok, I lied a bit. I did some typical tourist-y stuff and ended up stopping by at Times Square. Can you believe that in all my travels, I’ve never actually had the chance to check this place out? It’s simply a-mazing! After spending an hour (or four) there, I headed to Fifth Avenue and…let’s just say my credit card had an intense workout today. Heck, I think I wore out my third pair of pink pumps all in the same day!”

September 4th, 2013
“It’s another day and, this time, I’m serious about checking out some of the hidden treasures of East Village – I swear on all 130 or so jobs I’ve had! Something about 7th Street really stuck out to me. East Village is huge, but something about the block on 7th Street and 2nd Ave really beckoned to me. Maybe I was just hungry at the time? When walking by, the first thing you see on the block is this restaurant called Virage. It’s some pretty wicked Mediterranean style cuisine. You have the option of sitting either inside or outside. I chose to sit inside. If you go on the hours of their brunch hours it’s a pretty sweet deal! Your brunch comes with a coffee or tea AND a mimosa or orange juice (that doesn’t include the glass of water you get right when you are seated). I’m just getting started cause you also get a breadbasket with the cutest little corn muffins! Yum. I heard the lobster and eggs was an absolute to-die-for so I just had to try it! My mouth just waters just thinking about it. This dish has lobster with over easy eggs, potato hash, bacon, toasted brioche, and a spicy hollandaise. For only nineteen bucks, this meal was well worth my money! I am dragging Teresa and Nikki and everyone else here the next time I get a chance. I believe I may have found my fave brunch spot in New York. ”

September 5th, 2013
“I was feeling so stuffed from my lobster and eggs yesterday, I just couldn’t explore anymore. I think I’ve come up with a plan. I get to check out one shop on the block as I go. The down side is that I don’t get to really see more of East Village but this block really calls to me!

So today I saw a really pretty sign down the block with the words Jula Sitkando on it but the place looks like it’s been shut down. L After leaving a five star review for Virage on Yelp, I walked my block via Google Earth and there’s supposed to be a really awesome little thrift place right where this sign is. The pics other people uploaded showed the cutest little dresses and belts and heels and rings and…just thinking about this makes me sad.

Since Jula was shut down, I moved down and checked out the place next door. It’s called Smooth Skin Factory. Care to guess what it’s about? J It’s a place for ladies to get a little business done. Catching on yet? It’s a place for waxing. Eek! I definitely wasn’t prepared to receive a waxing but even if I wanted to I can’t because the place is actually pretty popular! You have to make an appointment two weeks in advance. I guess Kasia is just that good! It’s more on the pricier side, but I’m getting a really positive vibe from this place. She also has the two cutest dogs there! They were a nice way to brighten up my day after finding out Jula was no longer around.”

September 6th, 2013
“My hair was getting sort of long (yep, that’s right – no extensions!) and just my luck there’s a salon on this block. It’s called Redge Salon. The prices are definitely pretty fair here considering what I had to pay back in Malibu (I’m not sharing that info!). A haircut here can range from $50 to $70. They say walk-ins are welcome but it seems pretty much like this place runs pretty busily based on even just their appointments. They actually opened up another Redge called Redge Annex on 10th Street. Ok, so even though I just found out about the place, I’m glad they’re doing well enough to have a second location! All the stylists here are so nice and SO talented at what they do. When they chat with you, they really want to know everything you want out of your haircut there. Also, you get your hair shampooed and conditioned and you also get a bit of a massage while there. I left feeling I could take on ten grueling business meetings and another few months of filming! Even so, I’m not exactly ready to go back yet…I bet my producer is fuming right now. Eek!”

September 7th, 2013
“So I got a call from my producer last night and he’s pretty mad at me (that’s a huge understatement). I made a plan though and I am not leaving until I at least have this block checked out. And besides, NY Fashion Week is still going on! Technically, I’m working!

Work trouble aside, I believe I have found my retail haven in East Village! There are plenty of awesome little thrift shops around, but Tokio7 is just…designer heaven.  It’s a consignment shop that takes in all these high-end brands like Dior and YSL actually made a list of some of the stuff I found there. I usually reserve a smaller amount of money for when it comes to thrifting, but hey the prices you get here for designer are well worth it! So here’s the list: Miu Miu $40, DVF $160, 3.1 Phillip Lim $150, Helmet Lang $112, Balenciaga $112, Michael Kors $40, Proenza Schouler $120, rag and bone $100, D&G $22.50, Armani $64, Marni $150, Prada $160, Nina Ricci $120, Jill Stuart $40, CK $72, Thakoon $100, Prabal Gurung $192, Versace $100, Alexander Wang $72, Ralph Lauren $48, Burberry $??, Givency $200, Gucci $150, YSL $300, Dior for $140…

Before I pass out again from the prices, let me also note that there’s this insanely cool statue up in front made of motorcycle parts and scrap metal! That alone is enough to just head down towards Tokio7.

September 8th, 2013
There are two shoe stores on this block! Nothing to get too excited about though cause they don’t carry stilettos or wedges or anything of the like. Nope, both are more the sneaker-based kind of shops. Hm.

One of them is called Village Kids and it’s essentially a sneaker place for kid’s shoes. I think Stacie and Chelsea(especially Chelsea) probably would have loved to be there. Maybe even Skipper? Nah, not Skipper.

The other place is called Foot Gear Plus. It’s a nice mom and pop shop but again, it’s more of a sneaker place than anything. There were some sale items there but honestly those prices kind of scared me away…my hair cut at Redge was so much more worth it. They did have a nice little mural advertisement on the side of their wall for Village Kids though with a cartoon tree and all.

September 9th, 2013
I very much look forward to the days I get to check out the restaurants here on the block. Dok Suni doesn’t seem to be open until 4:30 though so I guess it’s a dinner type of place. I heard it’s a favorite of Quintin Tarintino’s? Ooooh.

Luckily, the restaurant just a bit further down called The Organic Grill was open and thank goodness they were! It’s another great place located here on this block. I love that everything here is suitable for vegetarians and vegans but it’s still really good food. Simple a-mazing! I ordered the OG Burger Sliders for $12.99 because I seriously could not decide on what to get. The dish comes with three “little” sliders: Roasted Mushroom with Shallot Slider, Black-Eyed Sweet Potato Slider, and the Pineapple Jerk Slider. The Roasted Mushroom with Shallot Burger has a veggie patty toped with Dijon relish roasted mushroom, lettuce, and tomato. The Pineapple Jerk Slider has the patty jerk spiced and comes with pineapple and cucumber chutney. The Black-Eyed Sweet Potato Slider I only took a bite out of because I was so stuffed, but it had a patty filled with sunflower seeds and various veggies. Each of them are pretty unique in their own right but all of them come with yummy Ezekiel buns.  I also ordered a Ginger Punch drink. I’m not sure if it was the best decision I made today. It sounded alright – ginger ale, orange juice, apple juice, and fresh ginger. The waiter warned me that it had a kick though…BOY, was he right! I actually liked it in the beginning but it got to be too much in the end! It was four dollars though so I sucked it up and pretended I was drinking a nice cola.

September 10th, 2013
It’s not the restaurant’s fault but I totally wasn’t feeling well after last night’s Ginger Punch drink. L I don’t know if I’m up for dining at the other places on the block (which is a real bummer because there’s still some great places around).

I couldn’t even really check out the store I was going to see today. Lulu’s Nails is a nail salon just right next to Foot Gear Plus. It seems pretty cheap, but I’m not so sure about the quality of their work. It didn’t look at all busy when I passed by and the reviews on Yelp leave less to be desired. There was a lot of mention about the workers trying to coerce you into these really expensive (and excessive) upgrades. Eek! I guess I got lucky with my upset tummy then.          

September 11th, 2013
I realize that there are actually quite a few bars on this block but I’ll write about them later since they’re not really my thing. The Exhibition of the American Gangster isn’t really my thing either. It feels like the other side of the block had much more to offer me. I mean, I guess I wouldn’t mind browsing through the exhibition but it’s more of Ken’s thing. Oh, how I wish he were here! Admission still would have been $26 each person but at least I could have enjoyed it more since I’d have Ken to talk to and all.      

September 12th, 2013
I feel like I’ve hit a slump. I’m feeling very low-energy these days. I’m hoping I didn’t get myself sick! I’m not even navigating this block in order anymore. There are two theaters located on this block. The 80 St Marks Theater currently has a play running called Bayside the Musical. According to all the banners and flyers, it’s supposed to be a parody of Saved by the Bell. Curioser and curioser I am…a ticket is just twenty-five dollars so maybe I’ll come back when I finish up all my Fashion Week business and get out of this slumpy feeling.

Oh, I almost forgot about The Orpheum! So over here they host a show called Stomp! which is all about creating music by using everyday items such as trash can lids for rhythm and the like. I think I saw something about this kind of performance back when Stacie used to watch those shows on PBS. The tickets are pretty pricey at $126 per ticket but this could be a chance for better bonding time with Stacie.

September 13th, 2013
Ok I’m feeling very bummed now cause I really did come down with a sore throat and a minor fever. I’m so glad Fashion Week wrapped up yesterday because I don’t think I could have handled running around a bit more. Even walking around the block wasn’t such a good idea…but I just can’t leave this project unfinished! No way – that’s just not the Barbie way.

I wasn’t able to dine at any of the remaining places on the block but I can at least share what I know from glancing outside. Porto Rico Importing Co. looks to be a really great place to stop for some coffee or tea. There was a bit of a line when I walked by. Stage Restaurant seems like an idea place to be getting home-style cooking. Natori doesn’t open until 4:30 pm but if you’re up for some sushi it might be worth taking a look. San Loco has Mexican style cuisine and Twister is just a nice little place to get frozen yogurt after dining at one of the many places here on the block.

Oh my goodness, I almost forgot to name all the bars on this block! So here they are: BigBar, Klimat, Blue Gold 79, CafĂ© 81, and William Barnacle Tavern. Like I said, I’m not really into drinking but if you are, you have a lot of options to choose from here.  Alrighty, I’m heading to bed now. I’m feeling a bit out of it…

September 17th, 2013
Ken’s making me say this but…I work too hard some times. Even when I’m here to relax, I get myself all worked up and carried away and it’s just too much sometimes. I felt like I was really dead for the past few days. When Teresa, Nikki, Midge, Summer, and even Raquelle called me for the past few days they all said I didn’t sound like my usual bubbly self. Like I had lost the energy in my voice. There’s a good reason behind it, too. So that minor fever turned into something pretty serious and I was stuck in bed. I didn’t even have any energy to catch up on all the shows I watch or read a good book. I just slept. For three days.  Ugh, I hate getting sick. Back to bed I go.

September 19th, 2013
“I got a call from the producer and he is, like, seriously mad at me! Like, he’s ready to replace me as the lead role in Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse and have Raquelle in the starring role! Hello, the title of the show is Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. Eek! It’s not that I have anything against  Raquelle. It’s just that…don’t get me wrong, I love Raquelle (even if she doesn’t exactly like me…I’m not a dumb blonde), but she isn’t ready for a starring role. I know I seem all gum drops and smiles, but Hollywood can be tough! Trust me, Raquelle is not ready!

Anyways, there’s still so much of East Village that I haven’t been able to check out. L That gosh-darn fever! I’m feeling like my usual pink-loving self now, but I can’t believe I spent most of my time here on this one little block in New York City. Insane, right? Too bad New York Fashion Week is over or else I could have used that as an excuse to stay longer. I’ll have to find a way to come back ASAP.

Until next time,

Barbie


  

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